N I C K ' S B L I N K - 1 8 2 P A G E

Lyrics: The Mark, Tom, and Travis Show

*All the underlined lyrics refer to how many times they are repeated.
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11. Pathetic
12. Adam's Song
13. Peggy Sue
14. Wendy Clear
15. Carousel
16. All The Small Things
17. Mutt
18. The Country Song
19. Dammit
20. Man Overboard
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11. Pathetic
I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it
A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting
I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone
You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, this is where I belong, belong
I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting
If I gave a f**k there would be nothing for me to prove
Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing
I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move
You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, this is where I belong, belong
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, this is where I belong
- End of song -
Mark: Hey you guys having fun?
Tom: We're professionals, you might not have noticed that, but we are professionals at what we do, which is professionally suck and professionally act like a bunch of assholes on stage. That's what we do. We're just as God made us.
Mark: Hey! You better wipe that shit-eating grin off your face because this next song's a sad one. And more importantly than that if you're eating shit and grinnning then this is probably not your day anyway so whatever.

12. Adam's Song
I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine, I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
But you'll be sorry when I'm gone
I never conquered, rarely came
But 16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait 'til I got home
To pass the time in my room alone
I never thought I'd die alone
Another six months, I'll be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never step foot in my room again
You'll close it off, you'll board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
And please tell Mom this is not her fault
I never conquered, rarely came
But 16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, we'd survived
I couldn't wait 'til I got home
To pass the time in my room alone
I never conquered, rarely came
But tomorrow holds such better days
Days when I can still feel alive
And I can't wait to get outside
The world is wide, the time goes by
The tour is over, I've survived
And I can't wait 'til I get home
To pass the time in my room alone
- End of song -
Mark: Thanks alot.
Tom: I want you all to say "f**k with me." One, two, three.
Mark: "F**k with me?" Why?
Tom: Well, not really, you don't say the "with me" part. Just the "f**k" part. Ok, let's try that one more time.
Mark: He just wants you to say "f**k" but he wants you to say it with him. Ok, go ahead try again Tom.
Tom: Do I count to three and then say it? How do we do this?
Mark: It goes one, two, three, "f**k."
Tom: Ok, one, two, three, "f**k!" Alright that was the best.
Mark: Here we go, song's called "Peggy Sue" goes like this.

13. Peggy Sue
I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room
Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you
And as your head gets all cluttered inside
Try to stay awake
Everything they say are lies
That's all the shit that you ever have to take
So hold in all your aggresions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to
The bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say as
They tell you what to be you're not alone
I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do
It's not the same reason why that
Makes you change the things that you once knew
As your head gets all cluttered inside
Give more than you take
Everything they say are lies
That's all the shit that you ever have to take
So hold in all your aggresions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to
The bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say as
They tell you what to be you're not alone
You say you want to take off your shoes just to
Walk barefoot down the street
Just to be the things that you can be
Just live for one more week (Go!)
You say you want to take off your shoes just to
Walk barefoot down the street
Just to be the things that you can be
Just live for one more week
So hold in all your aggresions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to
The bottom of your chin
It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at every word they say that
They tell you what to be you're not alone
- End of song -
Tom: I choose to blame my parents for giving me a small, bent weiner and an ugly face. Hey do you guys - Do you know what I noticed Mark?
Mark: Yes I do.
Tom: Do you know what I noticed?
Mark: Yes.
Tom: I noticed that throughout the many years of me playing with my own weiner, it pins to the wrong side. I think I pulled it too far to the something...the right. Do you guys care? There's something seriously wrong with my dick kids and I need your sympathy.

14. Wendy Clear
Let's take the boat out on the bay
Forget your job for just one day
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
It might be inappropriate because
Either way our band gets dropped, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret, why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
The three-date theory is getting old
Everyone's getting left out in the cold
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
So I'll see you with another guy
Who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret, why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I'll be moving on
Moving on
Moving on, on, and on
Moving on
Moving on
Moving on, on, and on
But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret, why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad (4x)
- End of song -
Tom: Wish it didn't have to be so bad. You guys wanna hear from Satan again?
Mark/Satan: Well, hello kids. Are you enjoying the show so far? Chances are you're all gonna get laid tonite. I wanna sleep with every single person hear. Starting with the retards...starting with...sorry kids I'm not very funny anymore, don't listen to me...(yells)
Tom: Wait. What if we did something like this. Hey Satan!
Mark/Satan: Yes Tom.
Tom: I was just wondering if I'm gonna get laid tonite.
Mark/Satan: Why no you're not Tom.
Tom: Why not?
Mark/Satan: Because you're dick is small, dark, and ugly.
Tom: Allright. Am I funny or what!? (Silence and crickets churping)
Mark: Hey I wanna tell how it's gonna work for the rest of the show here, we're gonna say that this is our last song, and we're gonna play it, then we're gonna walk of stage but it's really we're not even done yet we're gonna come back out and play two more songs even after that so... that's how it works. You know how it works. You go and you see a band play and they walk off stage and you're all, "thanks alot! Goodnight!" and you know those motherf**kers are gonna come back out and play two more songs anyway so you know what? At least we're straight about it.
Tom: They call it an encore.
Mark: Yea, it's an encore.
Tom: Encore. Say it with us kids. Encore.

15. Carousel
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
My thoughts send me on a carousel
Here I am standing on my own
Not a motion from the telephone
I know not a reason why
Solitudes a reason to die
Just you wait and see (just you wait and see)
As school life is a
It is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone?
I guess its just another (2x)
(I had this with your mother) night alone
Now as I walk down the street
I need a job just to sleep in sheets
Buying food every once in a while
But not enough to purchase a smile
A tank of gas is a treasure to me
I know now that nothing is free
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again
Just you wait and see (just you wait and see)
As school life is a
It is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone?
I guess its just another (2x)
I guess its just another night alone
- End of song -
Mark: Thanks alot you guys!
Mark/Satan: Hey kids its Satan. Thanks alot for coming down to the show tonite. Hope you all had a great time, I know I did. Those Blink fellas sure put on a kick ass show, huh? Hope to see you all at the aftershow party, I'm gonna start sucking dicks and squeezing tities, maybe I can put my peepee in your mouth. I love it when the kids come on over and I have them suck and kiss my peepee tenderly and gently. I like it when the kids sit on my lap and talk about unicorns and flowers and things like that. Maybe I'll even f**k their butt. See ya kids later.
Mark: Hey how you guys doin up in the back? Now from the top balcony can I get an "Amen!" Now from the floor can I get a "Hallelujah!" Now from all these other assholes can I get an "Oh yea!"

16. All The Small Things
All the small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na (4x)
Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na (4x)
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, the night will go on
My little windmill
- End of song -
Mark: Hi. We're back just like we'd be back. You can leave now and beat the traffic.
Tom: Or beat your meat.
Mark: Or you can stick around and beat your meat. Haha - I like that. I think I'm gonna say that every night from now on, "you can leave and beat the traffic or you can stick around and beat your meat!"
Mark/Satan: I have a few words to say about beating your meat. I just heard you guys talking about masturbation I thought I'd show up. I dunno. I think I'm not wanted hear so I'm gonna take off, see ya guys later.
Mark: As my present to you people we're gonna stop talking and play a song. Thank you.
Tom: Suprise!

17. Mutt
He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb
She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds
He's not that old, I've been told, a strong sexual goal
She goes out everyday, she goes every way, oh yeah
They don't even care at all
She's open, waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically
Been starved for attention before
She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell
He took the seat off his own bike, because the way that it felt
He wants to bone, this I know, she is ready to blow
They go out every night, his pants are super tight, oh yeah
They don't even care at all
She's open, waiting for more (she's open, waiting for more)
And I know he's only looking to score (he's only looking to score)
And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically
Been starved for attention before
She's open, waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically
Been starved for attention before
- End of song -
Mark/Satan: Take off your pants.
Tom: We really love each other we are the best of friends. F**k Mark, Travis, you guys mean alot to me man. You know what I mean? You need some ointment. Hey I think every pharmicudical drug should be in ointment form and it can only go on your balls. You know? Like if you have a cold you gotta rub ointment on your balls.

18. The Country Song
Uh oh, uh oh, oh shit
Oh f**k I'm gonna start dancing
Take off your pants, dad
Your penis is the biggest thing my butt's ever had
Cause I know it feels so good
Shut your f**king face Uncle F**ker!

19. Dammit
Take your pants off!
It's all right to tell me what you think about me
I won't try to argue or hold it against you
I know that you're leaving you must have your reasons
The season is calling and your pictures are falling down (they're falling down)
The steps that I retrace the sad look on your face
The timing and structure did you hear he f**ked her? (F**k!)
A day late, a buck short I'm writing the report
I'm losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now
It'll happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up (2x)
And maybe I'll see you at a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave we'll pretend that it's okay
The charade it won't last when he's gone I won't come back
And it'll happened once again
You'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And you've been here for too long
To face this on your own
Well, I guess this is growing up (6x)
- End of song -
Mark: Alright! Thanks alot you guys! Whoo-hoo! We'll see you next time motherf**kers! Tom has no dick! No dick at all people! Thanks alot and goodnight.

20. Man Overboard
So sorry it's over, So sorry it's over
There's so much more that I wanted and
(So sorry it's over)
There's so much more that I needed and
(So sorry it's over)
Time keeps moving on and on and on
Soon we'll all be gone
Let's take some time to talk this over
You're out of line and rarely sober
We can't depend on your excuses
Cause in the end it's f**king useless
You can only lean on me for so long
Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown
Sit out on the ledge, begged you to come down
You can only lean on me for so long
I remember shots without a chaser
Absent minded thoughts, now you're a stranger
Cover up the scars, put on your gameface
Left you in the bar to try and save face
You can only lean on me for so long
Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown
Sit out on the ledge, begged you to come down
You can only lean on me for so long
So sorry it's over, so sorry it's over
There's so much more that I wanted and
(So sorry it's over)
There's so much more that I needed and
(So sorry it's over)
Time keeps moving on and on and on
soon we'll all be gone
Man on a mission can't say I miss him around
Insider information, hand in your resignation
Loss of a good friend best of intentions I found
Tightlipped procrastination
Yeah later, see you around

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