Home | Lyrics | Pictures | About Blink-182 | Tour Dates | Other Links *All the underlined lyrics refer to how many times they are repeated. *Click on the song title for lyrics. 1. Dumpweed 2. Don't Leave Me 3. Aliens Exist 4. Family Reunion 5. Going Away To College 6. What's My Age Again? 7. Dick Lips 8. Blow Job 9. Untitled 10. Voyeur *. Next Page 1. Dumpweed It's understood, I said it many ways To scared to run, I'm to scared to stay I said I'd leave, I could never leave her And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her And this I ask, it's what I want to know How would you feel if I should choose to go Another guy, you think he'd be unlike me Another guy, you think he'd want to fight me She's a dove, she's a f**ken nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice My dad used to give me all of his advice He would say you got to turn your back and run now Come on son, you haven't got a chance now She's a dove, she's a f**ken nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that can train She's a dove, she's a f**ken nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train Need a girl that I can train (2x) Turn your back and run now You haven't got a chance now (2x) - End of song - Tom: Wow! Hey I'm f**king in the mood...to party! Mark: Hey alright! Tom: Well f**king alright! Hey you know what we're gonna do tonite? A whole lotta f**king! Mark: We're all gonna get laid! This song is about my herpes, it's called "Don't Leave Me" and it goes like this. 2. Don't Leave Me Don't leave me all alone Just drop me off at home I'll be fine, it's not the first Just like last night, but alittle worse And she said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past" She said, "don't let my door hit your ass" F**k yea! Just give me one more chance, I'll try this time I'll give you yours, I won't take mine I'll listen up, pretend to care Go on ahead, I'll meet you there and She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past" She said, "don't let my door hit your ass" Bass solo! Let's try this one more time with feeling... One more time with feeling (3x) She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past" She said, "don't let my door hit your ass" And don't leave me all alone Just drop me off at home And I'll be fine - End of song - Tom: You will be fine you f**king asshole. Wow! (Burp) Excuse me! Mark: Thank you. Tom: Hey Mark, we have a very special person here that wants to say "hi." You guys this is Satan. Mark/Satan: Hello kids, if guys will take off your pants then maybe I'll be alittle bit more happy. I wanna have fun with you but I'm gonna have to see your dick, plural. I have to go away now because there's another song and I've got a boner. Do you guys mind if I get a boner kids? 3. Aliens Exist Hey mom there's something in the backroom Hope it's not the creatures from above You used to read me stories As if my dreams were boring We all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real I'd leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say What you hear is all hearsay Wish someone would tell me what was right Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you I am still the skeptic yes you know me Been best friends and will be till we die I got an injection Of love from the erection My best friend thinks I'm just humping guys Alright Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation Information, nice to know ya, paranoia Where's my mother, biofather Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys Twelve majestic lies (Mark: Tom has sex with guys!) - End of song - Tom: Hey Mark, who here thinks that I look very similar to Tom Cruise. Thank you, I think so too. Mark: Yea, like Tom Cruise in that movie "Born on the Fourth of July," that one? Where he's handicapped and retarded and stupid and nobody likes him and he just shits all over himself cause he's a f**king asshole. Hey! Tom: That was mean. Mark: That's right! Tom: Never attack somebody that shits on himself. You guys think its weird to shit in your pants when you're sleeping? Not that I do it, but I did it last night. And I haven't taken a shower since and I'm wondering if that's what smells. Mark: Hahaha poopie haha! Hey I wrote this next song, wanna hear it? Tom: Cause you don't have a choice. Mark: Goes like this. 4. Family Reunion Shit, piss, f**k, cunt, cocksucker, motherf**ker, tits, fart, turd, and twat (4x) I f**ked your mom! - End of song - Mark: Thank you, thank you so very very much. Hey this next song is about falling in love. Tom: What's it about? Mark: I dunno. This song is about love, let's give it up for love! Tom: I'll tell you what I love! Mark: You know what the best part of falling in love is? Tom: The sex? Mark: It's the oral sex. That's right. Tom: The pleasure. 5. Going Away to College Please take me by the hand It's so cold out tonight I'll put blankets on the bed But I won't turn out the light Just don't forget to Think about me And I won't forget you "I'll write you once a week," she said "Once a week," she said Why does it feel the same To fall in love or break it off And if young love is just a game Then I must have missed the kick off Don't depend on me To ever follow through on Anything, but I'd go through Hell for you and I haven't been this scared in a long time And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful, Skylee And I'll think about the times You kissed me after class and You put up with my friends I acted like an ass I'd ditch my lecture To watch the girls play soccer Is my picture Still hanging in your locker? I haven't been this scared in a long time And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful I haven't been this scared in a long time And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful...to Travis! - End of Song - Tom: Hey Mark - Mark: Hey, if you guys are anything like me you like to dress up in your mother's underwear and walk around the house trying to seduce your father. What just me? Tom: I'm like you, I try to seduce your dad. Mark: Remember, that one time when I walked over to your house and your brother was there with the peanut butter smeared all over his weiner and he's all "Come here boy! Come here! Come here boy! Who likes the Skippy? Who likes the Skippy peanut butter?" Give it up for Tom. Tom: This song is really hard to play, it's really hard to play. I would appreciate it if you don't listen to me for the next two and a half minutes alright? Shut the f**k up! 6. What's My Age Again? I took her out, it was a Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started makin' out and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the f**k is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? (2x) Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone And I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy (sodomy) And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the f**k is call ID? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? (2x) It's the slow pretty part! And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And you still act like you're in freshman year What the f**k is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? And that's about the time that she broke up with me No one should take themselves so seriously With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish that on me? I'll never wanna act my age What's my age again? (4x) - End of Song - Mark: F**k yea! Tom: Hey Mark, I'm starting to get sweaty, and contrary to what most people think, I think I look better wet, I've been campaigning this for about two years now. So throughout the show, you will see me getting sexier and sexier as it gets hotter and hotter. You know? Mark: And - Tom: And what? Mark: And if you watch close enough you might watch Tom getting fatter and fatter as the show goes on too. Tom: Why would I be getting fatter? Mark: Cause - Tom: Boobies! Mark: Stop it, no. Tom: You are to young. Mark You're way too young. Gosh. Let me tell you why you are going to get fatter and fatter because dog semen is full of calories. Tom: Yea, don't eat dog semen we hear that there's uh...there's...it's the number cause of uh...of bad breath. Hey this song is about when I had to much alcoholic beverages got kicked outta higschool wrote a song bout it and here it goes like this. Mark: You wanna hear it and here it goes. 7. Dick Lips Please, mom You ground me all the time I know that I was right All along And I'm hoping remember I'm a kid I know not what I did Just having fun You couldn't wait for something new And yesterday I thought of you Left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before Shit, dad Please don't kick my ass I know I've seen you trashed at least one time Can I blame it On one of my dumb friends? It's been awhile Since I have used that line You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait) for something new (for something new) And yesterday (and yesterday) I thought of you (I though of you) Left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before (Alright!) Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before - End of song - Tom: Hey Mark - Mark: What, what the f**k do you want Tom, I'm sick of "hey Mark, hey hey Mark, hey Mark look at this, look at how I make it bigger if I rub it, look at this, hey Mark come here." Tom: No seriously, Mark hey, hey Mark. I wasn't really masturbating, I've never done that. I was inspecting my testicles for weird bugs. Mark: That's what you say, that's what you say, if your parents ever catch you, "I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off!" Tom: Do you guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days ago? Cause you really don't have a choice you might as well be into it. Mark: You might as well act like you wanna here it cause otherwise we'll play it twice. Tom: Yea, you bastards. The song goes like this. 8. Blow Job It'd be nice to have a blowjob It would be nice to have a blowjob (6x) It would be nice to have a blowjob from your mom 9. Untitled I think of awhile ago We might've had it all I was so stupid then You needed time to grow But now just as things change As well my feelings do In time things rearrange I am so sick of chasing you But what do I get cause I just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you And playing those games as I wait for your call Now I give up, so goodbye and so long It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste I was the one there last night You have your other friends They were there when you cried Didn't mean to hurt you then Best friends just won't leave your side But what do I get cause I just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you Playing those games as I wait for your call Now I give up, so goodbye and so long It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste I was the one there last night When I needed you most When I needed a friend You let me down now Like I let you down then So sorry, it's over - End of song - Tom: Oh that song's done, we're done with that song now, you guys can rest. Mark: Satan has something to say. Mark/Satan: Are you guys have a good time tonite? I'm having a hum-diddle-lee-do of a good time tonite. I like poetry and flowers and pictures of unicorns. Tom: And thousands of naked whores. Mark/Satan: And a thousand naked children molesting my weiner (growls). Tom: Wait. What are some of the things that Satan loves? Mark/Satan: Satan loves unicorns, pictures, and poetry, and long walks on the beach. Tom: Hey pay attention you f**k - boobies! 10. Voyeur And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow I'd eat her all if she were on my dinner plate (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now Unlike before, her view is now blocked by a leaf (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I bet this last time's the one time too many (na, na, na) The rush of waiting is burning in my head (na, na, na) Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week (na, na, na) He kicks my ass so much, that f**king white inbred (na, na, na...) I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window Her dad is big and I've never seen his face I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I bet this last time's the one time too many (na, na, na) The rush of waiting is burning through my head (na, na, na) Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week (na, na, na) He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred (na, na, na...) - Song Stops - Mark: Hang on. Hang on. The song's not quite over yet but - Tom: The song's not done. We have to prepare for the bass guitar solo. Mark: (breathing heavily) Tom: How you doing? Mark: I need oxygen to the stage please! Oxygen and oral sex to the stage please. Tom: And maybe some of those male chromosomes, to the stage. Mark: Here's where I do the big base solo people. Give it up for me! Thank you. Tom: Sh! Here it comes, here it comes! One, two, three, four! - Song Continues - - End of Song - Tom: I want all you kids to know, that I'm gonna think of every single one of you tonite when I'm all alone inside my bunk. Starting with you! I'm starting with you. Mark: Hey this next song is for anybody that knew us before "Enema of the State." And it goes like this. Next Page
1. Dumpweed 2. Don't Leave Me 3. Aliens Exist 4. Family Reunion 5. Going Away To College 6. What's My Age Again? 7. Dick Lips 8. Blow Job 9. Untitled 10. Voyeur *. Next Page
1. Dumpweed It's understood, I said it many ways To scared to run, I'm to scared to stay I said I'd leave, I could never leave her And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her And this I ask, it's what I want to know How would you feel if I should choose to go Another guy, you think he'd be unlike me Another guy, you think he'd want to fight me She's a dove, she's a f**ken nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice My dad used to give me all of his advice He would say you got to turn your back and run now Come on son, you haven't got a chance now She's a dove, she's a f**ken nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that can train She's a dove, she's a f**ken nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train Need a girl that I can train (2x) Turn your back and run now You haven't got a chance now (2x) - End of song - Tom: Wow! Hey I'm f**king in the mood...to party! Mark: Hey alright! Tom: Well f**king alright! Hey you know what we're gonna do tonite? A whole lotta f**king! Mark: We're all gonna get laid! This song is about my herpes, it's called "Don't Leave Me" and it goes like this. 2. Don't Leave Me Don't leave me all alone Just drop me off at home I'll be fine, it's not the first Just like last night, but alittle worse And she said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past" She said, "don't let my door hit your ass" F**k yea! Just give me one more chance, I'll try this time I'll give you yours, I won't take mine I'll listen up, pretend to care Go on ahead, I'll meet you there and She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past" She said, "don't let my door hit your ass" Bass solo! Let's try this one more time with feeling... One more time with feeling (3x) She said that I'm not the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past" She said, "don't let my door hit your ass" And don't leave me all alone Just drop me off at home And I'll be fine - End of song - Tom: You will be fine you f**king asshole. Wow! (Burp) Excuse me! Mark: Thank you. Tom: Hey Mark, we have a very special person here that wants to say "hi." You guys this is Satan. Mark/Satan: Hello kids, if guys will take off your pants then maybe I'll be alittle bit more happy. I wanna have fun with you but I'm gonna have to see your dick, plural. I have to go away now because there's another song and I've got a boner. Do you guys mind if I get a boner kids? 3. Aliens Exist Hey mom there's something in the backroom Hope it's not the creatures from above You used to read me stories As if my dreams were boring We all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real I'd leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say What you hear is all hearsay Wish someone would tell me what was right Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you I am still the skeptic yes you know me Been best friends and will be till we die I got an injection Of love from the erection My best friend thinks I'm just humping guys Alright Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation Information, nice to know ya, paranoia Where's my mother, biofather Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys Twelve majestic lies (Mark: Tom has sex with guys!) - End of song - Tom: Hey Mark, who here thinks that I look very similar to Tom Cruise. Thank you, I think so too. Mark: Yea, like Tom Cruise in that movie "Born on the Fourth of July," that one? Where he's handicapped and retarded and stupid and nobody likes him and he just shits all over himself cause he's a f**king asshole. Hey! Tom: That was mean. Mark: That's right! Tom: Never attack somebody that shits on himself. You guys think its weird to shit in your pants when you're sleeping? Not that I do it, but I did it last night. And I haven't taken a shower since and I'm wondering if that's what smells. Mark: Hahaha poopie haha! Hey I wrote this next song, wanna hear it? Tom: Cause you don't have a choice. Mark: Goes like this. 4. Family Reunion Shit, piss, f**k, cunt, cocksucker, motherf**ker, tits, fart, turd, and twat (4x) I f**ked your mom! - End of song - Mark: Thank you, thank you so very very much. Hey this next song is about falling in love. Tom: What's it about? Mark: I dunno. This song is about love, let's give it up for love! Tom: I'll tell you what I love! Mark: You know what the best part of falling in love is? Tom: The sex? Mark: It's the oral sex. That's right. Tom: The pleasure. 5. Going Away to College Please take me by the hand It's so cold out tonight I'll put blankets on the bed But I won't turn out the light Just don't forget to Think about me And I won't forget you "I'll write you once a week," she said "Once a week," she said Why does it feel the same To fall in love or break it off And if young love is just a game Then I must have missed the kick off Don't depend on me To ever follow through on Anything, but I'd go through Hell for you and I haven't been this scared in a long time And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful, Skylee And I'll think about the times You kissed me after class and You put up with my friends I acted like an ass I'd ditch my lecture To watch the girls play soccer Is my picture Still hanging in your locker? I haven't been this scared in a long time And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful I haven't been this scared in a long time And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful...to Travis! - End of Song - Tom: Hey Mark - Mark: Hey, if you guys are anything like me you like to dress up in your mother's underwear and walk around the house trying to seduce your father. What just me? Tom: I'm like you, I try to seduce your dad. Mark: Remember, that one time when I walked over to your house and your brother was there with the peanut butter smeared all over his weiner and he's all "Come here boy! Come here! Come here boy! Who likes the Skippy? Who likes the Skippy peanut butter?" Give it up for Tom. Tom: This song is really hard to play, it's really hard to play. I would appreciate it if you don't listen to me for the next two and a half minutes alright? Shut the f**k up! 6. What's My Age Again? I took her out, it was a Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started makin' out and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the f**k is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? (2x) Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone And I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy (sodomy) And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the f**k is call ID? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? (2x) It's the slow pretty part! And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And you still act like you're in freshman year What the f**k is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? And that's about the time that she broke up with me No one should take themselves so seriously With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish that on me? I'll never wanna act my age What's my age again? (4x) - End of Song - Mark: F**k yea! Tom: Hey Mark, I'm starting to get sweaty, and contrary to what most people think, I think I look better wet, I've been campaigning this for about two years now. So throughout the show, you will see me getting sexier and sexier as it gets hotter and hotter. You know? Mark: And - Tom: And what? Mark: And if you watch close enough you might watch Tom getting fatter and fatter as the show goes on too. Tom: Why would I be getting fatter? Mark: Cause - Tom: Boobies! Mark: Stop it, no. Tom: You are to young. Mark You're way too young. Gosh. Let me tell you why you are going to get fatter and fatter because dog semen is full of calories. Tom: Yea, don't eat dog semen we hear that there's uh...there's...it's the number cause of uh...of bad breath. Hey this song is about when I had to much alcoholic beverages got kicked outta higschool wrote a song bout it and here it goes like this. Mark: You wanna hear it and here it goes. 7. Dick Lips Please, mom You ground me all the time I know that I was right All along And I'm hoping remember I'm a kid I know not what I did Just having fun You couldn't wait for something new And yesterday I thought of you Left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before Shit, dad Please don't kick my ass I know I've seen you trashed at least one time Can I blame it On one of my dumb friends? It's been awhile Since I have used that line You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait) for something new (for something new) And yesterday (and yesterday) I thought of you (I though of you) Left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before (Alright!) Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before - End of song - Tom: Hey Mark - Mark: What, what the f**k do you want Tom, I'm sick of "hey Mark, hey hey Mark, hey Mark look at this, look at how I make it bigger if I rub it, look at this, hey Mark come here." Tom: No seriously, Mark hey, hey Mark. I wasn't really masturbating, I've never done that. I was inspecting my testicles for weird bugs. Mark: That's what you say, that's what you say, if your parents ever catch you, "I wasn't masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off!" Tom: Do you guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days ago? Cause you really don't have a choice you might as well be into it. Mark: You might as well act like you wanna here it cause otherwise we'll play it twice. Tom: Yea, you bastards. The song goes like this. 8. Blow Job It'd be nice to have a blowjob It would be nice to have a blowjob (6x) It would be nice to have a blowjob from your mom 9. Untitled I think of awhile ago We might've had it all I was so stupid then You needed time to grow But now just as things change As well my feelings do In time things rearrange I am so sick of chasing you But what do I get cause I just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you And playing those games as I wait for your call Now I give up, so goodbye and so long It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste I was the one there last night You have your other friends They were there when you cried Didn't mean to hurt you then Best friends just won't leave your side But what do I get cause I just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you Playing those games as I wait for your call Now I give up, so goodbye and so long It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste I was the one there last night When I needed you most When I needed a friend You let me down now Like I let you down then So sorry, it's over - End of song - Tom: Oh that song's done, we're done with that song now, you guys can rest. Mark: Satan has something to say. Mark/Satan: Are you guys have a good time tonite? I'm having a hum-diddle-lee-do of a good time tonite. I like poetry and flowers and pictures of unicorns. Tom: And thousands of naked whores. Mark/Satan: And a thousand naked children molesting my weiner (growls). Tom: Wait. What are some of the things that Satan loves? Mark/Satan: Satan loves unicorns, pictures, and poetry, and long walks on the beach. Tom: Hey pay attention you f**k - boobies! 10. Voyeur And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow I'd eat her all if she were on my dinner plate (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now Unlike before, her view is now blocked by a leaf (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I bet this last time's the one time too many (na, na, na) The rush of waiting is burning in my head (na, na, na) Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week (na, na, na) He kicks my ass so much, that f**king white inbred (na, na, na...) I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window Her dad is big and I've never seen his face I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I bet this last time's the one time too many (na, na, na) The rush of waiting is burning through my head (na, na, na) Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week (na, na, na) He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred (na, na, na...) - Song Stops - Mark: Hang on. Hang on. The song's not quite over yet but - Tom: The song's not done. We have to prepare for the bass guitar solo. Mark: (breathing heavily) Tom: How you doing? Mark: I need oxygen to the stage please! Oxygen and oral sex to the stage please. Tom: And maybe some of those male chromosomes, to the stage. Mark: Here's where I do the big base solo people. Give it up for me! Thank you. Tom: Sh! Here it comes, here it comes! One, two, three, four! - Song Continues - - End of Song - Tom: I want all you kids to know, that I'm gonna think of every single one of you tonite when I'm all alone inside my bunk. Starting with you! I'm starting with you. Mark: Hey this next song is for anybody that knew us before "Enema of the State." And it goes like this. Next Page
